beer

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Just saying.
You wanted it that way.

Have a beer for me too.

by Krkič May 4, 2019

Bedoreable

Adorable to the standards of Mr. Jeffrey Bedore

"Your stuck in your 21st century mind. It's Bedoreable

by Pope Bedore April 15, 2019

Beer Ponce

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.

"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"

by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019

Beer Belt Ninja

When one drinks enough where they think they can kick everyone's ass.

Oh man! Bob thought he was a Beer Belt Ninja but the bouncer kicked his ass.

by Wkshpdad1 April 2, 2020

shitface beer

any cheap alcoholic beverage that is cheap, found at your local 7-11, and is produced and consumed soley to get you shitfaced drunk ex colt 45, hurricane, golden thunder, olde english 800, King Cobra, etc . it is usually purchased by gangstas, truckdrivers, kids who wanna get drunk fo cheap, and straight up drunks who are too poor to buy anything else. It is also usually drank from a paper bag to avoid detection.

That bum just bought some shitface beer so he can get shitfaced and forget the predicament that he is in.

by vladimir23456 July 18, 2008

magic beer

When you are at a bar and your near empty beer is magically replaced by a full beer. The person who replaces said beer is either someone buying you an unrequested drink or a friendly bartender

- I set my beer down for like two seconds and *tada* magic beer

- I hadn't planned on having another round but I got a magic beer

by Broken_lunchbox January 11, 2009

Street Beer

A street beer is a beer that you take with you on a trip, obviously walking, to the store, pub, match, church, etc. This beer helps you get through all the mouth-breathing wankers that you may encounter on your trip. It also gives you that "running start" before you enter the pub or match. Also it may save you from that terrible dred you get while in church or the store. Upon arrival you dispose of the bevvy and access the institution. This maybe the answer to being infinitely cool. (Enter Shikari, 2009)

"Hey mate, you better toss that street beer before you go into the pub. Otherwise Daisy will kill ya."

by ELSEANO May 30, 2009