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agile beast

"Agile Beast" is an alias for the drummer of Arctic Monkeys, Matt Helders. It is sometimes written on the face of his bass drum.
"My favourite drummer is definately Matt Helders".
"The Agile Beast"?
by death_ramp February 26, 2018
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beast af

Beast af
bi st ə ɛf
Abbreviated for; Beast as fuck .
When something is beast; cool, interesting, funny,
Ronan: Ben, Look at my new vape man
*Ronan equips a packet of cigarettes*
Ben: Thats beast af, just vape
Ronan: No, I'm going beast mode, beast af.
David: Roni can I have some vape
Ronan: beast af
*gives david the vape*
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am beast

the act of taking longer than 30 seconds to shoot your load
Person A: Wow you came in 32 seconds
Person B: ye cause am beast
by awoogaqueen March 22, 2021
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The Oxfam Beast

The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.
The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.

...She never did find the book she was looking for.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Bacon Beast

An extremely fat, pig-like, female who has an upturned nose, resembling a snout, no neck and jowls, sweats profusely, and waddles when she walks. Ironically, while this woman resembles an upright pig in every way, she consumes massive quantities of bacon. Giving her name a double meaning.
That bacon beast ate all the meat on the breakfast buffet, so the rest of us have to wait until they can cook some more.
by King Jr. June 18, 2013
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Land Beast

An extremely fat and ugly girl who tries to pick up on you when you are out at the bars but you don't want anything to do with her but yet she keeps on trying.
Chris: Hey man did you just see that fat chick tryin to pick up on me?
Jony: Yeah man she was a Land Beast for sure!
by TheChris21 November 7, 2010
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Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.
Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!
by John May 13, 2005
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