August 9th

August 9th is national Orgasm day the day to fuck a female and made them legs shake .

August 9th is fun I get to fuck this girl and make her legs shake .

by August 9th August 8, 2019

Teen Angst

Teenagers who either make up their own drama inside of their head, or actually go through tough times, resulting in:

1: "Nobody understands me..."

2: "What's the point in life? F*ck it, I'm just going to do whatever the hell I want..."

3: "Everything sucks"

Or, in extreme cases:

4: "I'm not going to grow up. I'm going to keep listening to my music and living in my self-created darkness and twisted dreams because the real world is a steaming pile of bullsh!t."
5: "Because I don't give a f*ck, I'm going to live MY life the way I f*cking want to, and not give a damn about anything else but being free, wild, and having fun, and there's no way in HELL that anyone's going to stop me from making those choices, no matter the outcome. I will be free."

"I'm going to be free from all of this bull, and live out my dark and crazy dreams without anyone to stop me from living the way I want to." ....Honey, that's called teen angst.

by TeenAngstandLana February 27, 2018

Agustín

A Latín Boy with all the best qualities, he is humble and strong, if that doesn’t excite you, he also has a huge dick that always surprises his lovers, Agustín has a lot of friends that respect and look up to him, Agustín is underestimated by sad life haters but he always overcomes them with his greatness, Agustín will prosper and become a very well known guy. He knows how to love, respect and be honest. A true man, mature to the ones who deserve it. He abides by the laws of Respect, Love and Family.

“Wow there’s agustín, he probably just fucked a hot chick with his big dick”

“I think I should be more like Agustín, he has a lot of friends and gets bitches cuz he’s amazing”

by Bearus the Cat God November 14, 2019

august 1st

if you are born on this day you are the BEST PERSON and you are confident af. You are beautiful and everybody wants to be exactly like you. :)

„i wanna be like people born on august 1st“

by hellothere123412341234 December 5, 2019

August 12th, 2036

August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe. August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe. August 12 203. The head death of the universe.

Loudward: August 12th, 2036. The heat death of the universe

by super retarded kid June 7, 2023

augusta kansas

The most average town on the face of the planet, with the exception of an occasional flood, or Klan rally. People learn to cope with their existence in this country ass place by getting fucked up in as many ways as possible.

If you're from the class of '05
then you must be gettin high

by lennardwashington February 14, 2005

august 5

august 5 is national boyfriends day and you should go appeciate him for everything

hey babe it’s august 5 love you so much thank you

by 1234sophie5781 August 4, 2019