Asian Pear

to dip your scrotum in a cup of sake and then dip your scrotum into your partner's mouth

What are we gonna do with this cup of sake. I say we give her an Asian Pear.

by M Smoov July 3, 2009

YouTube Asians

a term used for the vast amount of YouTubers that are of Asian descent. Usually, they are quite skilled in one area of expertise and will make you feel like shit for not being as skilled. Asians usually do that. These ones just make videos. Notable specimens: Ryan Higa, Michelle Phan, Victor Kim, Jason Chen, Mychonny, Bubzbeauty.

Kid: "Woah, how did you get holograms on your nails?"
Me: "YouTube Asians."
Kid: "wut......"

by Denaliii December 27, 2011

asian fireball

A young asian female who aggressively pursues sex from individuals she's attracted to. The asian fireball is usually described as petite, sexy, wild, and firery. Girls who embody this persona are typically scorned by other females due to the fireball's urge to put her sexual desires above anything else, which often leads her to having sex with guys already in relationships.

That Kimmy is so good in bed, she's a little asian fireball.

by Savage3 July 2, 2008

asian-time

to be an hour late from the stated time of arrival

The guys came on asian-time to the movies, so we missed it.

by Steve Lui August 22, 2003

naked Asian

An Asian who jumps out of car trunks, naked, and assaults you.

see The Hangover and you might just see a naked Asian

by spicybuddha April 23, 2010

asian parents

a strict, nosey, noisy, child-controlling and dangerous parents that has issue controlling their feelings, cant control their feelings and gets mad easily, some of them are abusive, or weird, or annoying, or noisy, some of them doesnt know limerence and happiness, some of them are nerdy who says that math is fun, they all are kind of lemarence
those are grades compared to their opinion (if 13+)
S (doesnt exist but if it existed): acceptable
A+ : acceptabl
A : kinda acceptable
A- : kinda not suprised
B+ : dissapointed
B : grounded for 1 week
B- : grounded for a month
C+ : no electronics until A
C : no electronics (permanent)
C- : no electronics and always study
D+ no holidays for a month
D : no holidays for 6 month
D- : no food for 1 days
E+ : will slap you
E : will beat you
E- will beat the absolute fuck outta you
F+ : will fuck you
F : youre fucked up
F- : beat you until you have 42 bruises
(fictional below)
G+ : beat the fuck outta you, no electronics, no food, no holidays, no breaks, study forever
G : stun you
G- : will electric shock you 2 times

H+ : almost kill you
H : will pepper-spray on your whole face
H- : will put you in electric chair
I+ : will turn your head

I : splash boiling water on your stomach
I- : put you in cold ice water bath for 30 minutes
J+ : splash liquid nitrogen on your both hands
J: throw you outta window
J- : throw a volcano rock on your face as hard as they can
K+ :you lay and your asian parents put something extremely heavy on your face
K : put you in liquid nitrogen bath for 15 minutes
K- : splash liquid helium on you both hands
L,N,M,O,P: undefined
Q:abandon you
R,S,T,U,V: cut off your hands
W : rip
X: beat the fuck outta you and abandon you
Y: splash liquid helium on your hands and abandon you
Z: cut off your hands and abandon yo
Þ: kill you
Æ: send you to hell

y: *watching tv*
asian parents: NO WATCHING TV, GO STUDY MATH!!!1!!1!

why is there a 1500 characters limit??

by imakeweirddefinitions April 3, 2023

asian curve

The curve of expectations with regards to schoolwork stereotypically set by someone of asian decent that makes everyone else look bad with relation to effort, commitment, and final product.

"Man, I hate that we only have two weeks to do this project. I hope Cindy doesn't set the asian curve too high so all of our projects don't look like crap in comparison.

by Stang February 12, 2014