andre dang

THE SEXIEST HUMAN BEING ALIVE. HE PLAYS VALORANT AND YOU’D THINK HE’D BE A DEGENERATE BUT ACTUALLY HE IS SO SEXY 🥰🥰😍😍😍

boy 1: have you ever fantasized about having gay butt Essex with andre dang
boy 2: obviously who hasn’t smh

andre dang has the nicest body and at this point, it is factual.

by hechali April 29, 2021

Andres

Lösningen på alla världens problem

Man säger inte andres

by Snigelapan by Misha October 24, 2018

Andre

A skinny black boy who doesn't care about your feelings. He is a pervert and will look up your skirt or down your shirt. Be careful around Andre. He might jump out from a bush and kidnap you. Especially if your name is Reyna. He is sexist and when you get to know him, you'll realize that common sense isn't common to everybody. He wears cologne to impress girls and thinks he can bag them but really he's just a wannabe Micheal B. Jordan. He spends his free time singing anime theme song karaoke and annoying people. If you meet an Andre, cut him off. Don't make the mistake of keeping him around like I did.

Bro who's that guy hiding in the bushes over there?
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.

by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020

andres

Sexy ass nigga ong ong. If you give this foo a chance he will treat you like your the only female in the world. But he may not be the best looking. And andres a lil cunkey👅

Andres that nigga fine asf

by Notandresdanielgonzalez November 20, 2023

Andre

*insert trumpet malfunctions*

Hey, you know Andre?
Yeah, he's in the school band, his trumpet skills aren't that good.

by Quaxelia April 30, 2024

Andrely

Andrely is someone so unique and likable, that it’s almost impossible for anyone to know her and not love her. She’s such a good friend and also incredibly smart, reliable and fucking gorgeous.

“Are you friends with Andrely?”
“Yes, why?”
“Oh, lucky you!”

by sunny-on-lil-touch September 19, 2020

The true Andres

He is a bucktoothed male usually from Columbia who will usually make jokes involving him saying “I had sex with your sister” and if you say you don’t have a sister he will say “you’ll have one In 9 months” and his most famous quote is “pain is momentarily virginity is forever”

“You see THE TRUE ANDRES over there I heard he had sex with his sister”

by El doritos November 1, 2021