please dont eat my cheese

an epresion usualy said when someones cheese is being eaten. the epresion could varry however from "i would verry much apreciate it if you did not injest my moldy cow milk." to "put my cheese down before i blow a fucking hole in the side of your head bitch!" the epresion "please dont eat my cheese" could be acompanied with sobbing, angry grunting, or an ocasional wimper.

bob: yum this cheese shur is good! greg: please dont eat my cheese.

by Daniil fortygin 2006 May 16, 2006

Bitch please, get on your knees

the act of the male tellin the girl shes worth no more then to suck his dick and or saying you are a whore n good at it

Tiff: ur gay
sean: Bitch please, get on your knees and suck it

by Dirty knees June 17, 2008

No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class

"No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class", is a way of denouncing the hypocritical predominant attitude against women´s sexual rights and prejudices, manifested on a regular basis through policy and social discrimination.

A: "Why the rejection by the Food and Drug Administration advisory panel of a female version of Viagra for women with low libido?"
B: Simple... "No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class."

by rperazag July 2, 2010

the eye that weeps when most pleased

The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.

"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

i'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking

this isn't a joke my captor forgot to block urban dictionary this is my only escape I am being held in the basement of 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico 87104

Joe: "Hey Jerry, how are you doing today?"
Jerry: "I'm literally going to die please call 911 please man i'm fucking"
Joe: "Great to hear!"

by Yeet-Fa-Feet September 16, 2022

nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

by RBean December 14, 2008

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering

A taunt found in the Unreal Tournament video game series. By activating it using a Nightmare voice your character will say this phrase. Its very good at pissing poeple off and at times can be hilarious.

You were killed by Bowzer!

Bowzer: No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering!
Player3:PMGWTFBBQHAXOR!!

by Steve July 22, 2004