al taqwa

a stupid school that does nothing but treat their students like garbage, invade their privacy, etc.
the students there suck too, all they do is talk shit

i hate al taqwa, i hope the school goes bankrupt

by al taqwa August 29, 2021

Al-Qeada

A person who manages to completely alienate himself in a small Southern waterfront town quicker than anyone ever before. AKA "The Shwartz""Mini Me""Uncle Fester""Walking Penis" and last but not least..."Bald Headed Jew Bastard" Also see " Boil on the ass of society"

Life would be better here as soon as we can get rid of Al-Qeada

by Little River Rat October 30, 2007

Al Gore

A big fat windbag who benefits financially by convincing everyone that "Global Warming" is an actual issue to worry about, even though the changing output of the sun is what causes our variable global temperature, and CO2 only comprises .03% of our atmosphere -- mostly from natural sources like volcanos.

Oh my god, your Prius is so rad. Yes, I bought this piece of shit because Al Gore is a god and he made me see the light of my evil carbon footprint. Now I can feel pious in my piece of shit Prius and snub my nose at all you poor slobs who drive Chevys.

by Low Class Loser March 22, 2009

al caponed

the cockney term for getting stoned and getting absolutely blazed out of your mind.

guy that missed out: "hey man, how was last night?"

guy that had all the fun: "ah you missed out man!!!!!!!! me and the lads got totally al caponed!!!!! there was drunk white women for everybody!!"

guy that missed out: "ahhhhhhhhhhhh shizzle my nizzle."

by wang king June 9, 2007

al gore

1. Winner of the 2000 presidential election
2. Inventor of the internet

1. Al Gore won the election until George Bush was appointed by the supreme court
2. Al Gore invented the internets

by Bob353 July 29, 2006

Al-Gayda

Members of a vocal movement against gay rights. Al-Gayda opposes gay marriage, gay partner benefits, gay adoption, and takes their beliefs a step farther by protesting inappropriately (such as at funerals), peppering their "arguments" with ignorant beliefs and gay slurs, and generally acting like social terrorists.

I'm gonna have to de-friend Bob, I had no idea he was Al-Gayda.

by Medesha October 28, 2010

al-Sahafian

al-Sahafian (adjective). To use a manner of speech, writing, or other expression similar in terms of stupidity and irrationality of the Iraqi Information Minister al-Sahaf.

The comments by the journalist were so outrageous, they were al-Sahafian!

by Alex Cook May 24, 2003