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aggrivated sailor

when him/herms penis head resembles a sailors cap, aquires an std making him extremely upset in an angry manner. very aggressive during secks
john: hey your girl was crying cuz her vagina hurt immensely, why'd you clap that so hard

jameson: i guess you could call me an aggrivated sailor
by colin all spider riders February 10, 2018
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aggravation apparatus

the governnment's unsettling technology that makes people commit more crimes after age 18 even though there is way more opportunity.
The aggravation apparatus had more blacks in jail than were in slavery.
by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018
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Aggro Mike

A smol azn gorl who gets very aggro at most things in life. Even though she is very aggro, she is very lovable and caring. She’s also usually the mom friend, hence she gets most things done.
Oooo shit she’s an aggro mike rn.
Aggro mike is gonna snap.
by Aggro mike September 1, 2018
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Aggraculture

Te study of being aggravated; study of the emotion of feeling aggravated.
"What are you majoring in?"
"Oh, I'm majoring on Aggraculture!"
by Doggos2232 September 11, 2018
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Aggressive Loitering

The act of loitering that can be deemed as being aggressive, with examples such as loitering in front of a mall door to prevent people entering.
We now begin the trial of Dofy Doofer for the crime of aggressive loitering.
by silvervoid22 September 12, 2018
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aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Aggressive Cuddler

Someone who is an amazing cuddler. They want you in your arms and pull you closer to them, even when you are both sleeping
Zanto is an aggressive cuddler and I love it.
by Asherz210 November 17, 2018
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