activate the glutes

Tighten your butthole, because shits about to get real

Josh, you better activate the glutes when you banging your girl and she tries to check your oil!

by LilMudCricket May 26, 2018

Actively Procrastinated

Doing something, anything, other than the thing you are supposed to be doing. Avoiding the assigned task by completing unrelated tasks.

Steven actively procrastinated by cleaned the entire house to avoid doing his tax returns.

by Titleist2002 May 20, 2023

Extracurdickular activities

Jacking off

I participated in extracurdickular activities last night

by psychaotic boss May 4, 2017

Marsden Activities

An activity that involves limited movement, effort, or thought to accomplish. Often associated with the role of a Reddit Moderator or similar internet "jobs". In particular, a Marsden Activity involves some sort of technology holding the attention of the culprit for numerous hours at a time.

Person 1: Oh I've been so unproductive, all I've done today is lay in bed and watch TV
Person 2: That's the biggest Marsden Activity I've ever heard
Person 1: And I didn't have enough time to cook dinner so I ordered too much junk food!
Person 2: These Marsden Activities are stacking!

by CC-8770 December 11, 2023

active phone sniping

when someone looks over your shoulder at your text messages or phone content and comments on what they have read on your phone.

happens most when lying in bed with someone, or in the car.

Harry: why are you talking to that guy still?

Amanda: why are you active phone sniping right now? im not your girlfriend, this isn't your business!

by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

Ghoul Activity

Noun / The hobby of absolutely violating enemy players as Yoru in the Riot Games Game "Valorant"

"That was absolute fucking ghoul activity"

"Yeah that guy just fucking annihilated you with his shorty"

by Day 69 Off Perc July 19, 2022

active RDS member

1. A pleasant fantasy.

2. MedNiteMoon

Pruper: "Look, an active RDS member!"
Specye: "You feeling alright? That hasn't happened in years."
Pruper: "I'm serious!"
Specye: "Did you forget to take your meds again, Pruper?"
Pruper: "Yes..."

by PruperIsVeryBased April 22, 2023