An Avis story

A story that has absolutely no substance, and consists of a re-telling of one or two boring events.

''I went to first stop the other day, and they'd ran out of salt and vinegar crisps, so I got pickled onion instead!'' - Everyone listening. *sigh* - what An Avis story.

by Langzz. December 9, 2010

Crippling aids

When dos aids get to strong and you fall on the ground screaming.

Oh nooooo here come the crippling aids again..aaaahhhhhhh. These where the last words of ali-a as he died of crippling aids this is sky news reporting from the fortnite lobby

by Pussay slaya 445 October 27, 2018

Jordan AIDS

Jordan AIDS is when your name is Jordan but you have aids.

“Woah did you hear about his Jordan AIDS, bro?”

by Jazzllama_M_ January 27, 2019

Booger aids

Aids you get from those little kid boogers on the bottom of desks

Bro I got booger aids from that kindergarten class

by Zombifroster December 29, 2022

I have u gave aids idiot

„I have you gave aids idiot“ is a cool swaggy hipster term used to tell a girl that she has aids now.

Me: has aids
Girl: u have aids?
Me: no
Girl: k
Girl: rides on my penis
Me: i have u gave aids idiot lol
Girl: cries

by BigPenisWarrior June 24, 2019

Peppa pig has aids

Peppa, a popular children’s cartoon character is diagnosed with the deadly disease known as aids . After failing to reach the targeted goal with her gofundme page, peppa fought her disease with substance abuse which led her to have a cocaine addiction which later would contribute to her severe ptsd in which she snorts uncontrollably.

Greg : yoo peppa was the shit back then

Lawrence: nahh man peppa pig has aids , her body was big but her limbs were skinny, that’s aids dude

Greg: my childhood will never be the same again , thank you for telling me

by Redneck Blackman April 7, 2021

AIDS Fire

A fire sparked by the friction of homosexual man-on-man relations rumored to give AIDS to all who feel its warmth and Herpes to any who breath in the smoke.

I got caught in that AIDS Fire in the Village last night and am now HIV positive.

by JUOTnet November 12, 2010