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Band Aid

Something only mom's have readily available.
<injured person>Has anyone got a band aid?

<his buddy>... a what?
by Teh Deputy November 25, 2003
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Aids Pixie

A person (boy or girl) whom runs around at raves with HIV/AIDS infected syringes and pricks people with them. These syringes are either filled with HIV/AIDS infected blood (whom the Aids Pixie will inject somewhere on you) or the needle tip itself is contaminated. Sometimes, it wont be a syringe but some sharp object (like a safety pin) that they'll poke you with instead just to mind fuck you. The victim of an aids pixie is usually some random person who's usually rolling and unaware of their surroundings. Female (very rarely male) aids pixies will sometimes wear fairy wings. Most raves don't have a lot of aids pixies, for a massive there's usually half a dozen to a dozen per thousand people (and maybe two of them are legit), at an underground there's maybe one or two (and they're probably fake and just messing with people). Legit aids pixies and even fake ones are referred to as raver haters
Person A: (raving to some house music, suddenly, an unidentified person sneaks up behind them and sharply pokes them with something) Oh shit! I felt a sharp poke, probably an aids pixie! I should go to the emergency room!
by Weirdpx3 July 5, 2011
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epic aids

the highest form of aids something can have
this thread has epic aids
by Seasoul January 24, 2008
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Facebook aids

when facebook introduce something new

like commenting comments
and it always crashes and comes up with error
" Facebook must have got aids again....all its doing is error error i cant look a beth tolens new pictures of her fat selfout drinking dammmmmn FACEBOOK AIDS"
by nbrennnan September 14, 2009
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Triple AIDS

AIDS recieved by having sexual relations with a homosexual male of African decent while in the continent of Africa.
Blood drive worker:You cant give to the blood drive if you've gone to Africa, had sex with someone of African decent, or have had sex with a homosexual male, because they are known to contract aids.
Male being asked to give blood:Well damn just last week i had sex with a gay African guy in Africa. I must have Triple-AIDS or something.
by Gypherogha November 19, 2003
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Ear AIDS

A highly contagious desease, spreadible though sound; mostly music. For each individual, catching this desease varies by song or sound. Since most parents are not up-to-date on modern music, they might get Ear AIDS from many hit arists, like Ke$ha, B.o.B, 3OH!3, etc. Kids, on the other hand, are so up-to-date. They might catch Ear AIDS from old artists, like Bruce Springstein, Johnny Cash, Madonna, etc.

WARNING: The number one source for Ear AIDS (Adult, or Child) is Justin Beiber.
Dad: Damnit, son, I told you to turn that shit off! It's giving me Ear AIDS!
Son: STFU, Dad! It's Linkin Park!

Person 1: Awwww, this little girl is such a great singer.
Person 2: OMFG, ITS THAT BEIBER KID! TURN IT OFF! I'M GETTING EAR AIDS HERE!
by Shadow_Caster June 20, 2010
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Gum Aids

An Oral version of the Bum Aids, A combination of all dieases, including STD's, but also can be given to someone who is just a complete loser and goes without sex for long periods of time. IN THE GUM
man ive got gum aids, what bum aids? NO GUM AIDS ITS IN MA FUCKIN MOUTH!!!!
by Lewis Sutton July 11, 2004
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