potato finger

A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.

Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.

by Venk January 13, 2006

face potato

a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.

Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.

by ekamarie April 6, 2010

old potatoes

A saying to make something seem less desirable, or something that is past it's prime

Craig wasn't interested in Alisha any longer, she's old potatoes

by oldpotatoes March 4, 2019

a fucking potato

an aggressive description the meaning of life

person 1: what is the meaning of life?
person 2: a fucking potato

by Starberry Gaming May 20, 2021

Purple Potatoes

Depression

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

The potato god

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.

Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!

by XxPotato woahxX May 21, 2020

blind potato

A person who, despite their "many eyes", is too stupid to look right in front of them.

I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!

by <rant> October 3, 2010