Brandon

He will know and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.

Can you believe what Brandon did?

Yes, he's a fuckboy.

by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018

Brandon

A kid who is totally whipped by a girl he’s not even dating that he insists on ditching his friends at any opportunity. A Brandon is someone who will pretend to be for the boys but go to his girlfriends lap at any opportunity he gets. A Brandon is a degree above a Nick who relies on a long distance relationship.

Person 1: “I invited Brandon over yesterday but he had to take Amy’s dog on a walk... WTF”
Person 2: “Yeah mate he’s totally whipped”

by GG4U May 21, 2019

Brandon

a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.

Oh no, here comes that shit, Brandon again

by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018

Brandon

An amazing human being who has a large penis brandon is the best person in the entire world

Your amazing
Your a brandon

by Yourmum1019/11 August 20, 2018

Brandon

Brandon
A 4 eyed big boned fuck

Sonny: yOuR gRanDpA is a Brandon!

by OGBigDick May 11, 2018

Brandon

A guy who is a dick and plays with girls feelings

“God why is Brandon like this I would hate to be a Brandon”

by Bigtuff006 March 19, 2019

Brandon

A person who most likely has glasses, has feminine qualties, and of Idian descent. If he plays video games, probably has the worst aim out of all of his friends. Has a 37% chance of being gay as well.

BRANDON SUCKS ASS!

by Kyle Dawson NY July 14, 2022