Riley Saunders

The official start of the major disease that spread across the world, Nolanitis. This disease is unknown to many but it is starting to make headlines. This person is currently under strict quarantine currently. This mysterious person apparently started the disease by allowing extreme amounts of blue fluorescent light to go from a Nintendo switch into her eyeballs. Information about this person is that she identifies herself as a woman. She is 3 foot 5 ( not sure) with black hair and blue eyes. If you see any person named Nolan Riley please alert immediately

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Squilliam: gasp
Tyler: that Nolan Riley
*they immediately suffer prolonged severe itching between the upper thighs*

by dankmaster666 May 14, 2019

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riley and ashley

Riley is a boy and Ashley is a girl and once they first met they wanted to fuck so that's what they did everyday and it is still happening to this day

Hey did you see them fucking I think it was Riley and Ashley

by Jeremy Hilmes54 February 05, 2017

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jon riley

when you first meet him, he will be very aggressive and straight forward, but after a while he will grow on you. he doesn't always acknowledge you when you talk to him, and can be a dick to girls. he falls in love with a different girl every day. for example, today he fell in love with three separate girls. he probably league of legends. he likes making music

Jon Riley can be such a fuck, but after hanging out with him for a week I've discovered he's actually pretty cool.

by francinebechtel October 04, 2013

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