Full-Patrick

When an acquaintance hijacks your social media and likes, comments, reacts to everything you post that way their picture is the only thing you see in your newsfeed.
Person A: " I accepted a friend request from this guy at work and now he's gone full-Patrick on me."
Person B: "You're probably going to have to pull a T-swift to get out of that mess."
by Radley_Magnum September 09, 2017
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Patrick Swayshits

When you take a shit while listening to "Unchained Melody " by The Righteous Brothers (Pottery scene from the 1990 Film "Ghost")
After eating all that sandwich from Pittsburgh, I really have to Patrick Swayshits
by DingsCity February 26, 2017
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Patrick Pound

When your tall friend or lover fucks you up the ass with his horse cock till it pops your lower intestine
After getting ghosted, Lee Patrick Pounded his sister.
by thej3wforyou May 29, 2022
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patrick kreiser

When you wear a hat on your head, but you wear it in a way that it doesn't protect your face at all.
What are you dressing up as? I'm going as Patrick Kreiser!
Hey look, there's a Patrick Kreiser!
I'm going for the Patrick Kreiser look, you should try it out!
by snortings May 09, 2018
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Patrick Eewing

allowing romantic potential to drain off so that an honest, less dramatic friendship can arise
Bro, really grateful for our mutual Patrick Eewing. This friendship gon be next level.

See Alberto over there? We managed to channel our inner Patrick Eewing. Things have turned out great since then.
by Krkič January 12, 2019
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Patrick Girl

When someone gets laid, but the passive element won't move during the sexual act, similar to patrick star from sponge bob 'squirt' pants sleeping under his stone.
- Yo, so how was your night with Brithany?
-Oh not much fun, just a patrick girl.
-Same as Jesse.
by Mirkitrifikinti_iIshtar May 19, 2021
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patrick quinn

when he isnt writing for the Associated Press or coaching hockey teams, hes kicking ass and taking names, as are all people so blessed with the name of Patrick Quinn
Person 1: Hey is that Patrick Quinn?
Person 2: yea it is!
<person1 & 2 highfive>
by PDQ February 21, 2008
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