potato finger

A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.

Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.

by Venk January 13, 2006

Potato Religion

The Worship of Potatoes

Wow His Religion Is Potato Religion?

by Potato_God999 May 10, 2020

potato-sac

Another term for a sack of potatoes.

The potato-sac had 32 potatoes in it.

by word authority June 19, 2016

a fucking potato

an aggressive description the meaning of life

person 1: what is the meaning of life?
person 2: a fucking potato

by Starberry Gaming May 20, 2021

Potato (🥔)

Any canadian with a slow mind and self confidence.

Alex is a real potato (🥔).

by Thefudger2102 January 6, 2020

blind potato

A person who, despite their "many eyes", is too stupid to look right in front of them.

I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!

by <rant> October 3, 2010

The potato god

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.

Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!

by XxPotato woahxX May 21, 2020