jet lagged heart

waking up and/or going to bed on odd hours to accommodate talking/texting/facebooking someone you like and getting "jet lagged"

the girl I really like lives in Spain, so I've got a 9 hour jet lagged heart

by andboomgoesyourmomlastnight! July 27, 2011

Jet Lag

A euphemism for a hangover. It makes the user of the term seem a little more sophisticated than if they simply said: "I have a wicked hangover and puked all over the place". It's also humorous in that it makes the person with the condition seem like a world traveler rather than a sloppy drunk.

"Hey you look out of it"

"Yeah, I really have a bad case of Jet Lag this morning"

by Lokidog March 24, 2008

fag-lag

Faglag is the technological bandwith meltdown that happens when in the presence of a person of the homosexual persuation. Gaydars use this technology to locate gay people, or so they say.

My computer is running at dialup speed, it must be the Tyler's fag-lag slowing it down.

by A Fellow Gay May 31, 2007

Study Jet lag

A messed up sleep pattern due to late night studying. Especially among University studentswho study during the night and then get up early for lectures or exams just to fall asleep during the day when they get home. Adjusting after several weeks of late night studying back to a normal sleeping schedule is usually difficult and the student experiences a jet lag even though they haven't been traveling through time zones.

Dude, I can't fall asleep at night, all that exam cramming has given me study jet lag

by ERcoconut March 20, 2013

That Call of Duty Lag

When a person is really slow to react, like in Call of Duty when you lag.

Person 1: Hey dude! Your girlfriend cheated on you!
Person 2: *quietly stands there for 30 seconds* SHE WHAT?!
Person 1: Man, you've got that Call of Duty Lag.

by TeabagTheTurtle May 22, 2012

Digital Jet-Lag

When communicating with someone digitally in a distant time zone by phone, text, video chat or Skype, digital jet-lag is the feeling of being tired or fatigued from said communication and its disruption of your normal schedule and routine.

Joey: Why are you so tired? It's only 5pm where you live.
Damon: I have digital jet-lag from staying up until 3:30am video-chatting with you.

by Damonator February 24, 2012

Jamaican jet-lag

A weed comedown.

- "Why are acting like a zombie ?"

- "I smoked waaaaaaaay too many joints last night, I've got Jamaican jet-lag"

by LifeisWinky September 28, 2009