Ford Fiesta

A car driven by pedophiles, hard to find a year 9 that hasn't been fingered in this Pedowagon

Friend 1"Oh, you need a lift? my mate's got a car"
Friend 2"Oh, really? What is it?"
Friend 1"Red Ford Fiesta, 2003 blacked out rims"
Friend 2"I will walk"

by r4pey80sguitar November 10, 2020

ford focus

The rich mans FORD. Either bought from familys or youngsters that feel too old.

The only decent Ford ever made in the UK

by Tom March 31, 2004

Ford Focus

Similar to the Ford Freestar. Often refered to as the soccer mom's cheapy.

"hey look at that Ford Focus!"
"haha yeah, what a soccer mom"

by 789545 April 22, 2010

ford focus

the second worst car ever made. only does the dodge neon sink lower on the scale of fuckbag automobiles than the ford focus.
5 WORST AUTOMOBILES EVER MADE
5) a broken down school bus
4) a dodge neon with shit all over it (the shit improves it's overall value)
3) a 1700's mini van that has killed thousands of people
2) a ford focus
AND THE WORST VEHICLE EVER MADE IS A DODGE NEON!!!!!!

guy 1: wow that guy drives a stock dodge neon, should I shoot him?
guy 2: it's not stock it has import taillights, no you shouldn't shoot him.
guy 1: you're right he needs to be tortured before he is killed

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

ford probe

One of the biggest pieces of shit ever offered by the Ford Motor Company. It was made by Mazda in Flat Rock, Michigan from 1989 to 1997 and had zero actual Ford content. Probes are preferred by chicks and queers.

Look at that stupid fucking douchebag driving a pos Ford Probe, what a fucking dipshit. He must enjoy pain and suffering. I bet that idiots name is Roy Munson.

by Floss 69 January 22, 2006

Ford Ranger

A Ford Ranger is a utility vehicle manufactured by Ford.

A Ford Ranger is often used to carry a tray full of dildos for their owners. Before buying a Ford Ranger a purchaser must hold 50ml of semen in their mouth while test driving the vehicle.

Hey Harold, I got to test drive a Ford Ranger and I loved it!

by Spooky8080 February 13, 2019

Ford Escort

Very ugly and very shit car. Mostly driven by Homos and gays.

Ford escort very ugly and very shit car.

by Urmomgay000 May 05, 2020