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Cap'n Crunch

A gender neutral activity done by partners. The act is playing with the persons mouth (specifically scratching the roof of the mouth with exactly two fingers)
"I'll give you a real Cap'n Crunch tonight if you're good."
by Captain Wally March 16, 2019
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Crunch

When you're about to knock somebody out or punch someone
Da'Jon: "I'm finna crunch his dumbass"
by GAZER GAZER SO October 1, 2019
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Captain Crunch

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021
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mint berry crunch

1. A very fun and joyful but clueless person.

2. The South Park character Mint Berry Crunch
1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”

Person 2: “how so?”

Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”

2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”

Person 2: “who’s that?”

Person 1: “the one from South Park.”
by Fluffy shark :)) February 14, 2024
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Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.
I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.
by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019
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Crunched

She tripped over her own two feet in public. I know she crunched.
by NOLAUSNA April 18, 2018
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