Bloody bindi

When you bite a person's nipple off and spit it on to their forehead.

I lost my nip to the bloody bindi.

by Daggerpaws May 24, 2018

bloody mcdougall

A disturbing act involving period sex. When all bloodied up, a guy pulls out and quickly rushes to the girl's face to paint a large line of red down one side. He will often shout "Freedom!" in his best Scottish accent, then run away.

If not for the Bloody McDougall I gave that chick, we would have only needed one towel.

by DB Wyld December 22, 2017

bloody mole

The unfortunate situation of having a large unatractive mole on ones face. Others will mutter "blood mole" in regards to the hideous (and in some cases hairy) mole that is catching their eye.

That bloody mole is winking me in the face...

by Jstokes89 April 19, 2017

Bloody watermelon

When to take a shit so large it comes out like a bloody watermelon. These will sometimes tare the insides causing a huge bloody mess.

Adam, Nikki just took the largest bloody watermelon I've ever seen. It won't even go down the toilet!!

by Jimmy Dean Jellybeans May 20, 2017

Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 5, 2017

Bloody Mary

When she's fresh off her period so you sound her tampon/pad before taking part in sexual intercourse.

Dude, Sally is fresh off her period, so she let me give her a Bloody Mary in celebration!

by Jayzona9 March 1, 2018

bloody cockslap

When you cockslap someone, with blood on your penis.
The blood can be period blood, blood from getting circumcised, etc.

Jeremy told Sarah, " Let me bloody cockslap that ass!"

by bloodyphantomofthorns July 9, 2016