by DORMAR May 10, 2016
by MadDawgRawDawg October 07, 2018
When a woman named specifically Mary is on her period and gets out her scissors while you’re on top of her and gives you an “Impromptu Sexy Circumcision”.
“Aw man now I’ve got aids because she gave me a Bloody Mary”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
“Dude that sucks, she did that to me too!”
by Rigidsteel2 April 28, 2020
When she's fresh off her period so you sound her tampon/pad before taking part in sexual intercourse.
by Jayzona9 March 01, 2018
Mary I of England (1516–1558), Queen of England and Ireland, so called because of her execution of numerous protestants.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
There is an urban legend that was made about her haunting mirrors ever since she was found dead near a broken mirror with her face smashed in beyond recognition.
Martin: “...And so she haunts every mirror and can only be summoned by saying her name 3 times!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
Luke: “I’m NOT gonna say that 3 times, I’m not stupid.”
Martin: “Come on, it’s just a scary children’s story. What could go wrong?”
Luke: “Fine... Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary... f*** this I’m out!”
by Severe Sammy November 08, 2020
by Jahns johnson July 29, 2014
"Dave, where did you and your missus go last night? I lost sight of you" "We went to the toilet so she could receive a bloody orange while I wanked myself off in the corner"
by GoodKingSnakeman August 30, 2018