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The Oxfam Beast

The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.
The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.

...She never did find the book she was looking for.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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the number of the beast

the number of the beast is literally just 666
by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021
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Bacon Beast

An extremely fat, pig-like, female who has an upturned nose, resembling a snout, no neck and jowls, sweats profusely, and waddles when she walks. Ironically, while this woman resembles an upright pig in every way, she consumes massive quantities of bacon. Giving her name a double meaning.
That bacon beast ate all the meat on the breakfast buffet, so the rest of us have to wait until they can cook some more.
by King Jr. June 18, 2013
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agile beast

"Agile Beast" is an alias for the drummer of Arctic Monkeys, Matt Helders. It is sometimes written on the face of his bass drum.
"My favourite drummer is definately Matt Helders".
"The Agile Beast"?
by death_ramp February 26, 2018
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tepid beast

any of a group of people possessing qualities pretaining to a badass or person of high esteem.
Wow, look at that tepid beast over theere squating 1,000 pounds
by h-town tepidity February 26, 2011
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Land Beast

An extremely fat and ugly girl who tries to pick up on you when you are out at the bars but you don't want anything to do with her but yet she keeps on trying.
Chris: Hey man did you just see that fat chick tryin to pick up on me?
Jony: Yeah man she was a Land Beast for sure!
by TheChris21 November 7, 2010
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Rompus Beast

Somebody who walks on recently mopped floors, or a rather rude or large person.
Laura, stop being such a rompus beast and get out of here!
by Archedemis August 27, 2009
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