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the figure 8

The act of putting your foot into your asshole while simultaneously sucking your own cock, thus making a figure 8 with your body.
Jeez, that guy is really good at the figure 8!
by jemalkins August 2, 2016
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8====🔪====>

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU JUST CUT OFG MY DICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Kinky gf: hey u want to have fun

Unknowing bf: sure

Kinky gf: 8====🔪====>
Now knowing bf: AAAAAAAAAAAH
by Disposable disposition December 8, 2019
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August 8

Slap anyone who name start with J,A,I,D,Y,N,S,B

U can slap those ppl and get a way with it (it’s also my birthday on that day)
by Slap..me November 21, 2021
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Top 8

Your "top" eight friends on myspace. You can also get custom friend spaces to alter the format of myspace and allow "top 12," "top 25," etc. The fun never ends.
You are so not in my Top 8. Actually, I have a Top 12 and you're not even in that.
by cuzimaboss September 11, 2006
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8:29

A specific time during the day in which if a male is with a female and the male exposes himself, the female must partake in the action of sucking his male genitalia.
"Rob was with Dani last night and pulled a 8:29."
"That 8:29 was the best one ever."
"Best thing about 8:29 is, it comes twice a day."
by Sabermage [Spencer] January 30, 2008
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The rule of 8

The rules you must follow if you are a guy to become a male porn star.
THE RULE OF 8
You must be able to go, with out blowing your load, for 88 minutes (average of 6 times longer than a normal session)

You must live in the 831 area code (not sure really, but Northern Hollywood...so around there)

You must be at least 8 inches....that gets most guys caught lying through their teeth (length is important, if it's too small, you can't see it on camera)
by dragonsniper22 February 21, 2011
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March 8

March 8 is the day a funny, tall, and handsome man is born.

If you have a friend that is born on March 8 you are blessed.
You were born on March 8 I can tell.
by .Ag23. October 25, 2019
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