by juckoboi November 24, 2018

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".
DR: "Weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."
by MintinMoney April 17, 2011

Damn I heard Becky gave you the cum crunch
Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
by Daddy Mlow November 25, 2023

by Flop the beat April 3, 2020

by Pb an j April 1, 2024

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015
