by Wee john November 4, 2013
Get the john batesonmug. by Kid Lakota October 30, 2020
Get the John Vineymug. The ugliest motherfucker, but plays football and sucks....asked out a girl and dumped him after she saw his chode.
by Elizabeth loring March 15, 2017
Get the john manrymug. a fucking son of a bitch that sits on a fucking chair, with a book named the little prince on his left hand, and a stupid shit-ass blue pen on his right hand. He used to have a fucking stupid glasses on his fucking face, but he got laser surgery, like 10 days ago. BTW he likes "CUTE" mother fuckers.
by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022
Get the John Kimmug. A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day.. Has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect) A health conscious individual, Corey takes care of himself physically and as a result has a very sexy body. He's a handsome man with determination and drive, highly intelligent, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree, easy to talk to, and full of optimism!
He's basically every girls dream guy and more
His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.
He's basically every girls dream guy and more
His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.
by Islek sregdor May 6, 2017
Get the corey johnmug. by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024
Get the Straight John Porkin’ itmug. An extremely nice guy with blue eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights and bits of grey as you can tell he is 6 ft 4 and ready to mingle and not in ways you may think.For example he knows the whole air cadets drill Manuel off by heart and can recite every word to you.
by Jude the dude June 5, 2025
Get the John Petersmug.