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John

While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.
Look at that John over there with his Homer Simpson hair, he is the love of my life.
by A&Please me July 10, 2022
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Pulling a John

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred

GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.

John: That’s how it works, yo!

GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022
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John

his last name is fucking longer than both his first and middle name combined
"hey have you met john pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisdeitysmurglewithermith?"
"what is that fucking last name"
by superbigmaster June 21, 2023
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John 🥰

When someone of a “Studly” category preferably tier 0-1 Studly is called This because they are affectionated by either famous stud JT08 Or Charlie Taylor which is a compliment to most “normal” people
Damn you must be John 🥰”

Mhm the one and only , boutta hit up Arby's want to watch me eat the whole menu
by anonymous January 27, 2021
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John Craig

an AMAZING athlete,

A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME
me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!

Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!
by glowinqxevie May 1, 2021
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john bartmann

He's the guy you finally decide to take home after the bar at last call.

Fucks on first date.

Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
Girl1: I hooked up with a total John Bartmann last night

Girl2: omg me too ! What was his name
by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017
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