(He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019
by Jarrah?Jett?PLZDon'tgetupset March 28, 2021
A fucking cunt who eats out every girl in his secret room altogether a Mr beaumont will always have a big beard and fucks kids and also put his feet on table and whistles, he loves girls called abi.
If u ever have a daughter don't call her abi your nearest neighbourhood Mr beaumont will be straight on the hunt for a lovely fuck with ur little abi
by Charlestone123 January 30, 2018
by The_Def_Master. December 04, 2013
by jack turner July 20, 2022
A fart characterised by an extraordinary long low growl when releasing gas from the rectum. The name derives from the creators of such farts, grumpy old men. also because the fart seems to mimic the sound of a grumpy old man.
by Paul Merr November 05, 2018