Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To 

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)

You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!

Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To by Uncle J MythMan January 16, 2011

drink like a schneff

when a very goofy guy drinks a lot and become aggressive with children.

- Let me drink this full bottle of absinthe, i am horny bro...

- no, you will rape again !

- you know i drink like a schneff motherfucker !!!

drink like a schneff by vengabus August 22, 2008

Roastin like eva 

In the well crafted words of Eli Porter, "I got you roastin like eva". Usually meaning a wicked burn or roast/ insult on someones behalf.

Saucman 1: Hey Mr. Marvin what kinda pants are those? They look like some bitch pants!

Sauceman 2: damn, Mr. Marvin he's got you roastin like eva

Roastin like eva by negroid23 March 15, 2009

Worked like a C.P. 

To get pwned

To be beaten very badly

To be pushed like a slave

Dang dude! You just got worked like a C.P.!

You need to do work like a C.P.

Worked like a C.P. by Cole Perry March 31, 2009

not like a lady 

a girl that cheats on her boyfriend,someone that spreads rumors, gets into cat-fights, sleeps around, liars, a backstabbing girlfriend, a girl you cannot trust, a girl that opens her legs to every john, jack and joe that asks, a girl with no self-control, self-respect or morals

he said ladies first, why r all of u nasties walking in? u all a bunch of shady liars & ho's....not like a lady.

not like a lady by Jalolly October 24, 2009

Down like Jay Sean 

The Act of being down. Ready. Good. To go

Popular-ed by the Hit song, "Down" by Jay Sean.

Cherry- " Hey there's this party on Saturday, down?"

Dan-" I'm Down like Jay Sean"

Down like Jay Sean by the_lifeguard November 19, 2010

Sounds like a porno I watched 

Similar to "That's what she said" and "Sounds like my first time".

Person: "It was so hot the other day."

Person 2: "Sounds like a porno I watched."

Sounds like a porno I watched by Igiveyoubassss February 14, 2012