While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.
by A&Please me July 10, 2022
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A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred
GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.
John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.
John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022
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"what is that fucking last name"
"what is that fucking last name"
by superbigmaster June 21, 2023
Get the John mug.When someone of a “Studly” category preferably tier 0-1 Studly is called This because they are affectionated by either famous stud JT08 Or Charlie Taylor which is a compliment to most “normal” people
“Damn you must be John 🥰”
Mhm the one and only , boutta hit up Arby's want to watch me eat the whole menu
Mhm the one and only , boutta hit up Arby's want to watch me eat the whole menu
by anonymous January 27, 2021
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Fucks on first date.
Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
Fucks on first date.
Not the guy you bring home more of a backseat parking lot kinda guy.
by Bigbugs124594 August 16, 2017
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