Jack Anderson

A person who flex’s their ability to jump and is a nerd when it comes to math

Jack Anderson

by Gfffdfbdgbdfbdg March 9, 2023

missouri jack hammer

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer

did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks

by oh s d kill January 22, 2020

Jack

A Dude that has a massive cock. Its usually has a girthy meaty cock 10 to 12 inches. He is also fat as shit.

He is such a Jack.
He is a Jack, I want to jerk him off.

by ChunkyAssFart November 22, 2021

Jack Yerk

bozo

I HAVE JACK YERKS HOUSE KEY

by nottherealclashofficial April 27, 2022

Jack ass jay

When you grow really good weed smoke people out with the fat nugs, but only sell them the shitty ones

Yo, I think Bobby pulled a jack ass Jay on me because this isn’t what I was looking for. It doesn’t even look the same as what he smoked with me.

by Jax 420 April 30, 2023

Dirty jack d

When Jack Doherthy has hardcore sex with his friends Oisin and Jakub in the Abbey toilets

They had a dirty jack d in the bathroom today during lunch.

by jack d tho 🥵 June 18, 2021

Jack Tripper

noun

\ ˈjak \ \ ˈtri-pər \

Definition

A person who is notorious for feeling guilty about masturbating.

Why’d you and John break-up?

Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.

by anonymous March 28, 2022