The sexual act of baking a potato in the oven until it is completely cooked, inserting it into a vagina, while the male covers his penis with butter and salt. The couple then has sex, mashing the potato. After sex the couple can 69 and have a snack as well. T.L. 2K16
by T.l.710 September 23, 2016
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by Juddyduval June 18, 2016
Get the hot towel treatment mug.A temporary state of insanity that happens when a guy realizes he has a super hot girlfriend. It is usually quite unpredictable what he will do or say during a serious case of hot girlfriend loco.
by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016
Get the Hot girlfriend loco mug."Yo man, ol' Jimmy threw me under the bus again. Hope he enjoys the Corporate Hot Pocket I leave in his bottom drawer."
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Get the Hot Wheels Test mug.A “Hot Girl Excuse“ is an excuse given by a woman who is emotionally incapable of informing a man that she is no longer interested in him.
The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.
The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.
The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.
If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.
Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.
Hot Girl Excuse Example:
“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.
The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.
The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.
If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.
Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.
Hot Girl Excuse Example:
“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
“So I asked Allison out for a third date but she told me one of her friends died and she wasn’t feeling like meeting up. I texted her a month later to see how she was doing, but she ghosted me… It looks like the dead friend was a hot girl excuse.”
by Weird187Mike August 1, 2021
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A grilling season full of fun.
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It’s a hot grill summer.
A grilling season full of fun.
Hot grill summer is about “running the grill no matter what, just having fun, and grilling what makes you feel good... It’s turning up the heat on the best meat available, making it HOT, adding more spice, adding more smoke, laying the sauce on heavy, overusing bacon, and using whatever kind of wood pellets you want, no matter what any wannabe pitmaster says..
A summer where you are the Pitmaster, your shirt is off, the beer is cold, and the grill is the center of attention. You’re in charge of your own smokiness, and you ain’t crying over no oversmoked meat, PERIOD!
It’s a hot grill summer.
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