The Moby Dick

When a man masturbates in a body of water (hot-tub, pool, lake) just as he is about to ejaculate he sticks only his dick-head out of the water and the spurts of jism look like a whale spouting water while surfacing.

I was in the hotel pool and pulled The Moby Dick but there were no towels around to clean up. I hope the chlorine is strong.

by Bewls Rules June 4, 2010

dick shoe

One who feels he has the positional authority to be an asshole, even though it's not in the job description, i.e. every boss you've ever had.

He's making my life hell for no reason! What a dick shoe.

by Bob Dickshoe October 28, 2009

dick kite

an insult used to demean the likes of a friend or relative who has e.d.... implying that said person might as well tie a kite to his dick

Mike:So how did the other night go?
Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.
Mike:Man, what a dick kite!

by Tim Bianco March 17, 2008

Dick Switch

A switch that randomly enables a man to turn into a "dick"

1. Did you just turn your dick switch on?

2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?

by shisms May 12, 2010

Accordion dick

An uncircumcised penis

I heard she broke up with Ralph after she saw his accordion dick.

by The dentist February 24, 2014

dick sucking

when you ALWAYS around or talking to somebody.

always have their name in your mouth.

"Damn, that boy is always looking fly, i think he soooo sexy.." said Mya "Damn Mya, Why you dick sucking"

by Wiifaa. November 1, 2008

Dick and bread

Used to describe anger, but is most commonly used to describe the weather.

"Holy crap, it's cold as Dick and Bread outside!"

by A piece of Broccli January 11, 2009