jack my ass

Think about it, don’t fuck with me.

Don’t jack my ass Eric!

by Dieselsmokez July 27, 2024

Jack-pot

Da "motherlode" of weed-plants dat da hill-climbing male teenager located and shared wif Jill, causing said vagina-equipped hiking-companion to disregard biological common sense and agree to "do something" wif her fellow climber of small mountains, and then become a "little mother" as a result.

In da modern-day parody on da super-famous Mother Goose rhyme, Jill may indeed have felt like she'd "hit da Jack-pot" when her "neck and giblets"-possessing walking-chum showed her da patch of Mary Jane dat he'd been cultivating, but she sure-as-shootin' didn't feel so lucky a short while after said horny stud had inserted one of said located-between-his-legs implements into her love-tunnel, when her abdomen started to swell!

by QuacksO February 25, 2023

Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work

Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a crazy lunchtime work jack.

by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024

disco jack

A drink with Jack Daniels and crushed ice.

Disco Jack & Coke: Jack Daniels, Coke and crushed ice.
Disco Jack & Ginger: Jack Daniels, Gingerale and crushed ice.

by pinewoodsocial_lover April 28, 2014

Jack

Jack is the sexiest man alive!

Girl: Oh I love Jack!
Boy: Me Too!

by Jack_2020 October 27, 2020

Jack Austen

A ginger snake incapable of uttering a single human word

Whoa, that guy just stabbed him in the back! What a Jack Austen!

by moosey65 August 7, 2017

The Jack Pine

When you shave all areas of the males genital area completely bald except for the bottom 2 inches of the shaft.

Shannon says " oh my God Becky, you should have seen this guys cock he had the Jack Pine" it was like a babies bottom all over but the base was jack pine. (Jack pine is hair all over)

by some guy thats cooler thanyou May 26, 2020