national stoners day

the national "holiday" for smoking pot and getting high when nobody really cares
celebrated on april 20th, or 4/20, which is also hitler's birthday
wearing sunglasses on 4/20 is a sign of celebrating, and of guilt

National stoners day is the most popular holiday among junkies.

by phaethon July 3, 2006

three day rule

A rule used by douchebag guys who think that waiting three days after a date to call means that the girl will want them more, when really it just pisses them off

I thought he was blowing me off, but he totally three day ruled me. Classic.

by lunachick August 18, 2005

National Hangover Day

Every day since I've started college.

No class today, it's National Hangover Day...

by Dudeman_101 February 3, 2007

The day after tomorrow

1) Not today, or tomorrow, but the next day.
2) A hollywood screenplay focusing on the dawn of a new ice age and the end of civilization as we know it.
3)Weed.

1)The day after tomorrow is two freaking days away.
2) Woe, that movie could be good, except it's way unrealistic about a lot of things
3)Hey man, lets go smoke the day after tomorrow...it's crazy shit.

by w00t July 21, 2004

green day sucks

a very true statement about an overrated horrible band who can't play an instrument or sing. If you've got a problem with that, screw.

Tool- Hey man, Green Day kicks ass!
Me- Hey tool, fuck yourself up the ass because no one else will except Billie Joe Armstrong! Green Day sucks!

by ghetto sphinx March 1, 2005

St. Totteringham's Day

St Totteringham's Day is an event that has occurred every single year since the 1995-96 English Premier League season. Essentially, it is the day, usually happening in April or May, where it is mathematically impossible for Tottenham Hotspur (hence the name TOTTEringham) to finish higher in the league table than Arsenal - their North London rivals.

In the 2015-16 season, Arsenal shockingly passed Spurs on the last day of the season to finish 2nd. Thus, their fans celebrated St. Totteringham's Day.

by Gus Fring Dies June 21, 2016

National Date Day

On December 5th, You date your friend for a a week or can go longer.

Hey Dave wanna be my date?
Why?
Because it’s National Date Day!
Oh yeah sure!

by Coacoa Butter Kisses December 4, 2019