He’s gonna take you back to the past

Literally. This white dud will take you back to your SHITTY childhood in the 80s.

"Ayo the pizza here."

*runs downstairs and trips*

"OH NIGGA"

*yelling in pain as I fall down the stairs*

" augh my ears burn"

Then, he’s gonna take you back to the past and he’ll order you to never order a pizza again from your consequences…

by TheFuckinNerd February 22, 2022

Ranch Back

It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.

Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"

Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*

by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022

that little dangly dangly thang in the back of my throat

the piece of skin that hangs down in the back of your throat

Fuck my mouth till you hit 'that little dangly dangly thang in the back of my throat'.

by npk666 March 6, 2022

back shark

Derived from Jamaican slang. Much like the United States uses “69” as a way to symbolize dual-action oral sex, Jamaicans use the last two digits of their year of independence (1962) to depict the act of a a man slamming a woman from behind, whilst pulling her hair back, much like grabbing the dorsal fin of a shark from behind and pulling.

The term is also used in the popular game “bingo” when one cries out after matching 5 numbers. Essentially, meaning one has “nailed it!”

I took her home last night and delivered a brutal shark back-ing. That’s why she’s in a wheelchair now, Maahn.

Janet covered her last number, stood up, and yelled “back shark!” to claim her prize; a large gold pendant in the shape of “62”, and the resort staff have noticed.

by E.T. Fingermen May 16, 2021

The Clap Back

The moment while running naked and your thighs collide and adhere to one another. This feels like the world's strongest velcro bringing your nude stride to an abrupt stop.

This is a collision that causes thunder, friction, chaos, and disorientation. This collision will make it seem like your thighs have started a civil war in am attempt to assassinate you with "Death By Stairs".

I have reached a new level of fat. I was running up the stairs with no clothes on. My thighs caught each other and almost tripped me. It wasn't a clap, the bitches straight tried to murder me. It was "The Clap Back"!

by BigAlUnicornPrincess May 17, 2021

back

you cracked it

OWW i brok mah back

by Aiden Jensen Cortinez May 22, 2021

Clap back

Putting your hands together for somebody that put their hands together for you.

Neither of them had done anything impressive, but the other one decided to clap back at the first one. You hardly ever see/hear somebody clap just one time then sthat was it.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021