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Cat

This cute hairball that walks around my house
Cat is good
by Qwertyboi69 July 1, 2019
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Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023
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cat

an animal that has a tail
I wish I had a tail like a cat.
by thecatexpert November 26, 2019
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cat

a fucking evil monter that will scatch you if you touch its belly
by mysterose November 3, 2022
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Bunky Cat

Did you hear about bunky cat? Shit's taking the nation by storm1
by 360AntiviralMctwist April 9, 2022
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Cat Tail

To follow up or chase down a lead a with a customer in regards to an opportunity.

Usually used by a douche bag boss or co-worker who uses a bunch of bullshit phrases to see like they are on the cutting edge of sales management.
Salesman: I heard ACME has a bunch of work coming up!

Sales Manager: You need to CAT TAIL that.
by Territory Manager August 23, 2019
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Cat

A soft fuzzy animal much like a trained leopard or cheeta. They come in many breeds, for example, 2 popular breeds of cat is a American Shorthair or a Black cat.
“Man I really wish I could have a cheeta.”
“Then go buy a cat dude.. Their so nice and soft and fun to cuddle with! You can also train them to play or do cool tricks. And you can train them to be a cheeta.”
by metalmagneticmaniac March 6, 2023
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