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jag bag

a plastic container similar to a plastic bag which is used to contain jags such as a less extreme fag.
The white man could not be contained by any jag bag
by bob dole January 20, 2004
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table/bag combo

A two person job that involves backhanding a male in the scrotum and then pushing him over a third person who is positioned behind him.
"Tim is such a jack-ass...I think it's time to drop a table/bag combo on him."
by Fatts58 October 24, 2006
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T-bag and crumpets

The act of T-bagging someone or something and leaving pubic lice on or above there eye line/on there eye brow(s).
Jenny:Damn it!!......
Person: What?
Jenny: I had to shave me eyebrows last night.
Person: Why?
Jenny: Because i had some T-bag and crumpets last night.
Person: Oh, well at least it was just your brother that gave you the lice. It is nasty to get lice from people you don't know.
by TwistedFaith June 6, 2010
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Brown Bag Special

A girl you would gladly bang provided you had a brown bag to cover up her face. Also known as a butter face.
This bar is full of brown bag specials tonight. Sheeeeshhhh!

I had to use a pillow case for the brown bag special I took home last night. He body was smokin’ but her pocked face looked like it got blasted with buckshot.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Musical D-Bag

1. One who "hates" mainstream music, but continues to state how less popular genres such as classic rock are so much better. They say this, but dont have a clue when you mention bands such as AC/DC and Nirvana. While doing this, that person takes bias opinions of other artsy-fartsy hippies who abolish modern music.
Ex 1 Jane- I love the Beatles!
Tom- Oh Really? Name the people in the band.
Jane- ummmmmmm...
Tom- You're such a musical d-bag

Ex 2
Maurice- Wiz Khalifa was SUCH a good artist...that is, until he hit mainstream.
Howard- You're such a musical d-bag
by heeerrroooo January 18, 2011
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Poppin Swag Bags

its making your presence know to the world, through the things you do, say, think and wear.
Its basically the act of letting the world know your the shit.
yo you at the party?
ya' poppin swag bags since i walked in
by go'skilo June 8, 2009
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Hoe Bagged Squirrel

A squirrel whom mates wildly regardless of other rodent STD's. A variation of hoe bag but used only within the sciuridae family. This family includes tree squirrels, ground squirrels, chipmunks, marmots (including woodchucks), flying squirrels, and some species of homo sapiens.
OH MY GOD! Look at that hoe bagged squirrel go hes been humping for 6 hours now!
by StabWoundFucl{ing February 21, 2011
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