Rag Dick

When your dick has so much skin that you can pull it out on the sides and it looks like a rag of some sort.

I totally showed this chick my Rag Dick last night, She hurled.

by Cot harl April 15, 2009

From the Dick

From the beginning; i.e. A date that was told and promised.

I told you from the dick that tonight we were going out.

by RJigga June 11, 2006

tight dicks

An expression meaning "sweet!" or "cool!" or "awesome!" Arbitrary because it makes no sense, and utilizes a characteristic of the opposite gender's anatomy.

Person 1: "Hey, the tickets to that show just came in today"
Person 2: "Tight dicks!"

by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 21, 2013

Dick Switch

A switch that randomly enables a man to turn into a "dick"

1. Did you just turn your dick switch on?

2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?

by shisms May 12, 2010

Accordion dick

An uncircumcised penis

I heard she broke up with Ralph after she saw his accordion dick.

by The dentist February 24, 2014

dick sucking

when you ALWAYS around or talking to somebody.

always have their name in your mouth.

"Damn, that boy is always looking fly, i think he soooo sexy.." said Mya "Damn Mya, Why you dick sucking"

by Wiifaa. November 1, 2008

professor dick

A big throbbing member with tenure

That meshuga is some professor dick, he gets funky in bed.

by Ted and Laura March 12, 2005