I just wanna be friends

I don't like you get the frick away from me, or you are very weird slow down.

Jim: "Wanna got to the movies together?"
Sarah: "I just wanna be friends for now"

by Sea Bunny taped to a keyboard April 30, 2025

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

Friends With Pegefits

Friends with benefits but just with pegging.

Friends with whom one pegs the other without a romantic relationship or commitment.

“Aren’t you and Jenna friends with benefits?”
“No, just friends with pegefits”

by NapoleonAvery July 11, 2020

repetition of the word "friends"

Usually used when one is masking a crush they have on their friend. Though the word is platonic, it will instantly be romantic when repeated. The person saying this are not trying to convince someone else they’re friends, they are trying to convince themselves that they don’t like someone.

Person A: “I thought we were friends?”

Person B: “We ARE friends. We’re friends.”

Person A: “that’s what I just said, you can’t just repeat me?“

Person B: “it’s actually because I like you and I have some extreme eternalized trauma that I should get checked out.”

Person A: “Ah, the repetition of the word "friends"“

by Jay_____________ October 23, 2022

fake friends

the fakes thing that is around, and its faker than Kim Kardashian boobs

Wellll those girls over there are fake friends and faker than the Kardashian boobs

by KloKLe February 8, 2021

Friend horn

To act like ones relationship with a friend is going well while secretly excluding them from your life behind their backs

Hey jemma wheres jane? oh shes home i didn't tell her about the party iam friend Horning her.

by Prego 2 electric bongloo June 18, 2019

Best Friends

Imagine- Your walking toward the building of your school and meet you friends. One with glasses and dark brown hair, one with light brown hair and no glasses, and the other with blonde hair and blue glasses. None of them are silent except the blonde hair one. I always try to get her to talk. Once we get to the steps, we take a big step back, and start to try and run up the stairs. It gets hard when your class is on the top floor. We all get to our classes, and don’t see each other all day. At the the end of the day we start talking random again, telling each other what weird or exotic things happen in class.

When I get home, I wonder… how did I get the best friends I could ever ask for?

by Coolio is me July 6, 2022