Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

Red eyes

When Dani gags so hard her eye blood vessel pops

Dani was being fucked so hard she got red eyes

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Googley eyes

The eyes bulging out of a drug addicts skull from being high on either Methamphetamine or Cocaine.

Wow! Look at the googley eyes on that tweaker!

by AngelicArmor October 16, 2022

whispering eye

vagina (also see snatch)

Since you broke up with me I have missed you and your whispering eye

by sweaty ball sack March 26, 2009

eye bite

v. A show of affection where you wink your eye against someone's skin, your eye squishing it as if it were a mouth.

They're such a cutesy couple. Butterfly kisses, nuzzling, eye bites. Makes me queasy to look at.

by CJDee July 31, 2010

eye play

N: When two people get up in each other's face and placing their eyelashes or eyeballs against each other's and move them around.

"I saw a mother in a game of eye play with her toddler son."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

ank ou or ou appiest ear of my eye

“Hey dude did you see that tiktok sound I sent you”
“Do you mean the one that goes ANK OU OR OU APPIEST EAR OF MY EYE?”

by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022