Straight girl syndrome

Straight Girls who continue falling too quickly in the early stages of the relationship and expecting to not have their heart broken. They think that this time it will be different.

It is similar to continuously banging your head on the wall and not getting that it hurts.

"omg I really like this guy, more than I've ever liked anyone..he's different"- straight friend

three weeks later

"he is such an asshole, I can't believe this happened again"

"girl you have the worst straight girl syndrome" -gay friend

by Marie Nicole November 14, 2011

skibidi toilet syndrome

a bullshit illness made by people who reside in their moms basement. (AKA skibidi toilet haters)
it refers to imaginative play which almost every kid has done before even the people who made this shit up.

skibidi toilet syndrome? what about spongebob syndrome? or insert popular kids content syndrome? shut the fuck up.

by your pseudonym................ September 14, 2023

Tranny Derangement Syndrome

To be so obsessed with trannies that you are incapable of shutting up about them, and blame them for all of modern society's problems. Victims of Tranny Derangement Syndrome will bring up their hatred of trannies in literally any online discussion, no matter what is being discussed, and stir up pointless drama among people that don't give a shit.

The conservative analogue of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

"What does sex change surgery have to do with a thread about computers? No one wants to hear about this gross shit. Fuck off with the Tranny Derangement Syndrome, no one cares."

"STFU DILATE AND KYS TRANNY"

by dontkillalljewspls March 31, 2020

Shallow Hal Syndrome

Referring to a male who is into a fat, ugly, hit up chick. They truly see the "inner beauty". See the movie to understand better.

"I think he has Shallow Hal syndrome!"

by TotZ July 29, 2005

Secondary Overplay Syndrome

When an artist, sometimes one that ultimately sucks, is played so much that other artists aren't even discovered on the radio, and a lot of people never hear of them. Victims include:
12 Stones
Every Avenue
Atreyu
Pushmonkey
A Bullet for Pretty Boy
Arsonists Get All the Girls
Love and Theft
Civil Twilight
Red
Causes include:
Bad-
Justin Bieber
Taylor Swift
Lady Gaga
Good-
Three Days Grace
Linkin Park
Papa Roach

Radio-only listener: 12 Stones? Who are they?
Me: A kick ass band who apparently suffers from Secondary Overplay Syndrome.

by bbtdgfan123 December 21, 2010

Empty Brain Syndrome

- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.

Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome.

by katykinz. December 17, 2008

Melinda Doolittle Syndrome

The astonishing occurrence when a fan-favorite contestant on a talent competition - like "American Idol", or "So You Think You Can Dance," in which the viewer votes for the winner - is voted off the show, more specifically before the finals of the competition. Abbreviation MDS

Lil'Kim came down with a bad case of Melinda Doolittle Syndrome on "Dancing with the Stars" this season.

I wonder who's gonna catch MDS this season on Idol.

by J-Breezey May 22, 2009