Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023
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Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum

Not the best tasting gum but, funny-ish comics
I guess..
Amanda: Man I love Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum!
Joe: Damn thank you lady
Amanda: The comics are so cool!
Joe: Tanks you
by Nascosketchbook October 12, 2023
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sleepy joe bag

Dude they legalized weed can u get me a Sleepy Joe Bag so I can be on that sleepy old man Vibe
by Jeepy Slow November 04, 2020
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Joe Chow

Joe Chow is the name of a restaurant that was turned into a funny slang/phrase by me and my friend group. It's usually used in a way of saying "that's not cool". We use it all the time.
"Dude, i just lit that guys car on fire"

"That's not very Joe Chow of you, Connor"
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You’re Joe king

Like you’re joking but wayyyy funnier
Something wack asf happens??? You’re joe king
by KaysonDerulo69 June 07, 2024
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Joe Hill

A striking young man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw line is like the holy scabbard used to pierce Jesus; angular and defined.

The mere utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.

With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the corner" - girl 1

"omg u've only just realized, i felt the gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2
by handlemyhandlepls February 08, 2024
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junska joe

A false replica of the game "tunska toe" that is to be taught to those with a lower intellect than the higher-ups in the tunska cult.
John - Hey Francesco, can you teach me tunska toe?
Francesco - Fuck nah nigga but I can teach you junska joe
by SemonDemon42 January 16, 2022
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