joe

joe momma

joe. joe who? joe momma

by sanscuzynot September 29, 2021

Joe Diamond Fancy

Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.

Joe Diamond Fancy breaks necks and cashes fuckin’ fat checks

by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022

Joe Pesci impression

A bit you can do with your buddies, tell someone to do a Jay Leno impression, and then have them to a joe Pesci impression, where you do the “funny how” line. Tell them thats wrong and ask for more Italian Americans but NEVER ask for joe Pesci

For example, start with Jay Leno, then Robert De Niro, then Steve buschemi, then john Travolta, etc.

Keep doing the bit until you get sick of it or the person you’re doing it to kicks ya in the family jewels

person #1: Hey big man can you do that really great Jay Leno impression ?

Person #2: yeah I got you, YOU THINK IM A FUNNY GUY, FUNNY HOW? LIKE I’M A CLOWN, LIKE I AMUSE YOU??

Person #1: no no that’s not it, that’s Steve buschemi

Person #3: dude thats literally a joe Pesci impression.

Person #1 and #2: who the fuck is joe Pesci?

by Crammedlamb68 March 19, 2025

joe ryan

joe ryan is the male version of joe mama mainly used as an insult

Person1. cant believe your dad died

Person2. yea sad i will miss him
Person1. maybe you can get ryan to help you
Person2. who is ryan
Person1. JOE RYAN FUCKED YOUR MOM

by aaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahhaha November 29, 2021

Joe Mama

Joe M4ma is Joe Swanson's African ancestor, who appeared in "Untitled Griffin Family History". He, like his descendant, is paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down. In lieu of a wheelchair, he used a wild boar as his method of mobility. His best friends were Nate Griffin and Quagdingo. The three were captured by Cleveland from South Carolina, and brought to the American British colonies, along with Tobi, Ali Williams, and the African ancestors of Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons. It is unknown what became of Joe M4ma following the arrival in the new world. The status of the wild boar is unknown as well. His name is also used in a comedic manner. This joke is funny because "Joe" sounds like "Yo", a shortened street slang version of "Your", not to be confused with "Yo" being used as a slang term to greet a fellow person. Understanding this, we can take it that the name "Joe" is the set-up to the joke, as the person will likely ask for the surname of this "Joe" to distinguish which Joe they are referring to, at which point the response is "Joe M4ma". "M4ma" in this sense is a street slang reference to "Mother", as in: The mother of the person involved. This is funny as, when put together, the person has been told that the "Joe" was in-fact their own mother.

Some1: Do you know Joe?
Another1: No, who's Joe?
Some1: Joe Mama! Lmao Gottem!

by TiagoMama13 July 20, 2020

Joe

The epitome of handsome and intelligent. If Joe is not a lawyer, than he is most certainly a doctor or an engineer. People who affiliate themselves with Joe are top respected people. Joe is both physically and mental strong, good luck taking him down, you’re better off giving up. Joe is expected to have an amazing lifestyle filled with financial stability as Joe usually owns more than one vehicle (Lamborghini). Is beyond perfect in bed as Joe has the ability to pleasure any women. Joe is friends with the hottest women, and dates a very cute, intelligent, beautiful women who has his back, but most importantly, he has hers

A potential client: Oh no, I have just been accused of first degree (premeditated) murder. Better call the one and only Joe

I met this guy named Joe, he is the epitome of perfect, I’d be extremely lucky to date him

by Khloe_K November 29, 2020

Joe

Never ask who Joe is. NEVER!

Beta: Who's Joe?
everyone else in the room: "oh no!"

by theungreatchild October 19, 2019