Dick Broken

When a girl purposely gets your hopes up that you will be scoring sometime soon, but then lets you down.

Even after 3 months, she still leaves me Dick Broken.

by Dylan Paros July 24, 2007

Burrito Dick

Any penis that isn't circumcised, generally a Mexican's.

Janet: Did you fuck that one boy, Liam?
Brittany: Absolutely not! He's got a fucking burrito dick.

by curvedsquad February 6, 2018

satans dick

When you put hot sauce on your dick, before having sex with someone as a prank or revenge.
Or…
When you put hot sauce on somebody's vibrator.

i got so mad at my mom that i put hot sauce on her vibrator, so the next time she uses it, it'll feel like satans dick.

by LiverpoolWon January 29, 2016

Burger Dick

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.

Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

dick bite

a person that does something purposely to piss you off

Did you just see that dick bite pull out in front of you?

by Nate-the Great January 25, 2009

dick kite

an insult used to demean the likes of a friend or relative who has e.d.... implying that said person might as well tie a kite to his dick

Mike:So how did the other night go?
Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.
Mike:Man, what a dick kite!

by Tim Bianco March 17, 2008

tight dicks

An expression meaning "sweet!" or "cool!" or "awesome!" Arbitrary because it makes no sense, and utilizes a characteristic of the opposite gender's anatomy.

Person 1: "Hey, the tickets to that show just came in today"
Person 2: "Tight dicks!"

by El_Jeffe_Cabeza November 21, 2013