Lights Off Baby

A baby, one of whom's parents is so ugly, which required conception to occur in a darkened room.

Good god, check out that woman at the swingset with her Lights Off Baby.

by tetrameth June 20, 2010

Goo Goo Baby

It is what it is

I’ll do the dishes just like goo goo baby
Goo goo baby any time anywhere
Make me a sandwich just like goo goo baby

by Goo Goo Baby Milkman November 14, 2022

Buff baby manatee

Buff baby is cool

I’m a buff baby manatee

by Buff baby manatee June 12, 2021

Baby's 1st Birthday

1 part Pinnacle Birthday Cake Vodka
1 part Blue Raspberry Pedialyte

Child rearing is hard. Pour me a Baby's 1st Birthday shot.

by kbra24 December 7, 2014

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH BABY!

A quote from the moist man himself MoistCr1tikal, which became a very popular meme.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH BABY! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by anonymous December 9, 2020

overnight baby sitter

a woman who is a stripper but doesnt want her friends or famliy to know she is so she tells them shes an over night baby sitter

so what does your daughter do for a living again? oh shes an "overnight baby sitter"

by dylanskillin December 3, 2009

baby-daddy-less

Refers to the fact that a person does not/did not have a father figure in their life.

LeBron is a self-centered asshole because he was raised by a welfare-whore mom and lived in a baby-daddy-less home.

by mike87111 June 15, 2011