your mom

your mom is a joke i guess i dont rly know

"what are you doing" " your mom"

by bitch ass hoes April 24, 2020

your mom

a problem to society.

"so why'd my entire family die in a fire excluding me, just yesterday?"
"because of your mom"

by Sossololpipi November 22, 2020

Ur mom

She is gay

Your mom likes other girls

by Boi default May 1, 2019

Your mom's ape

Something you say to a question you don't feel like explaining.

Clueless person: "What's that?"

You: "your mom's ape"

by Your mom's ape February 25, 2021

MOM BRING ME WATER

A phrase used when you want some liquid in your belly but are to lazy to get you fat arse out of bed.

You:MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Her:YEAH?
You:MOM BRING ME WATER
Her:GET IT YOURSELF
You:NO U BITCH

by anonymous March 20, 2021

ur mom

Ur mom is a simple comeback used in practically any scenario after a insult or just something that works with the joke..

Friend: Hey what are you doing after school
You: ur mom

You: hey man last night was so fun
Friend: what was last night
You: you mean you didn't hear me and ur mom in the bedroom??

Friend: hey whats up
You: ur mom

by Nonmar April 16, 2022

jay's mom

A whore of a woman who birthed two sons, one being the obvious (Jay) and the other being Richie. While Richie looks retarded he really isnt. His brother Jay on the other hand is a full blow derp a derp. These guys are allowed to build houses in the state of Nebraska.

Someone: we’ve only explored 20% of the universe
Me: we’ve only explored 20% of jay's mom

by anonymous July 19, 2023