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your mom

your mom is so fat she has 2 watches for each timezone shes in
by snitcher.y January 21, 2022
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mom

this person is like so mom
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Your Mom

The coolest, hottest, sexiest mf alive.
Wow look! It’s your mom! She’s hot.
by Yourlocalmother January 22, 2022
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Ur mom

Trying to get you mad 🤦🏽 ♀️
Cc: why are you so annoying ?
Me: because ur mom is annoying
by Hwyyyyyuwu January 22, 2022
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Ur Mom

a very fat person who is your mother or a guardian
Ur Mom is soo fucking fat like way too fat she is dying
by The other smart boi December 6, 2021
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Dion's Mom

a old worn out hag with a massive coochie to fit all your friends.
i just slept with dion's mom and i got AIDS
by mom fucker 69 December 6, 2021
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post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!
Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!
by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021
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