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John

damn that nigga fat! i bet you his name is John.
by fortnitelover97 April 30, 2025
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John Bridge

When a man inserts a large female member within his holes.
Man, I had a great John Bridge last night, she had a huge penis
by The John Bridge May 6, 2025
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John Bridged

When someone bends backwards and puts a females penis in his mouth
Bro I got John Bridged last night and she was so hot
by The John Bridge May 7, 2025
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John

To hold something down, to be lazy and hold down a seat or chair. To hold down any noun.
“Hey can you John this but down while I tighten those bolt?”
“I’m about to John this girl down
“I’m johning down this chair all night and watching reels”
by Buzzedbiologist May 8, 2025
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Long John Silver

When you eat out a bitch and then she cuts out and leaves without giving you anything in return
I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head
by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025
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John Farley

A guy who absolutely sucks, Always have, john Farley is a guy that will always be fruity but everyone still loves him

Also known as John Triplett
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