A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024

The Daddei D is a member of any party that always has at least 1 woman calling him her daddy.
Daddei D is a go getter, often becoming a spotlight member of any group the second they walk through the door.
Some people who crave attention will often hate on the Daddei D due to his ability to absorb all the attention of everyone in the general area.
Daddei D's can come in many shapes and sizes, often being slender built with amazing hips and the ability to sway their hips like no other, hypnotizing the women around them.
Daddei D is a go getter, often becoming a spotlight member of any group the second they walk through the door.
Some people who crave attention will often hate on the Daddei D due to his ability to absorb all the attention of everyone in the general area.
Daddei D's can come in many shapes and sizes, often being slender built with amazing hips and the ability to sway their hips like no other, hypnotizing the women around them.
Friend 1: Yo did you meet the guy Chad brought to the party
Friend 2: Yeah man! he is definitely the Daddei D
Friend 1: Right? Have you seen the way he moves his hips when he dances?
Friend 2: I'm watching him do it right now, I ain't gay but I would Definitely go down on the Daddei D
Friend 2: Yeah man! he is definitely the Daddei D
Friend 1: Right? Have you seen the way he moves his hips when he dances?
Friend 2: I'm watching him do it right now, I ain't gay but I would Definitely go down on the Daddei D
by 1234567890hunger October 07, 2021

When you accidentally nut in your girl, panic, buy her Plan B, make her take it, then realize you can nut in her over and over because the aforementioned Plan B will take care of it.
I freaked out last night cause I came inside my girl, so I bought her Plan B, then I realized I should just switch to Plan D.
by Tomthebom0 April 03, 2021

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by Poppergang January 19, 2018
