best friends

someone that is there for u no matter what

hi no one else wants to hangout do u? ´yes thats what best friends are for'

by ur new best Friend January 24, 2022

Friends

Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.

Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!

Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"

Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"

Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."

Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"

Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"

Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"

Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

Friend-Nation

As a guy; when you get friendzoned by so many girls you create a nation.

Angel just got friendzoned by Mary, the fifth girl this week. He's creating a friend-nation.

by aBosslyElephant October 26, 2014

Fake Friend

Fake friends are people who seem like your bestie but behind you they talk bad about you

You: I hate Katlyn, she is such a fake friend

Other Girl: Told you!

by Happyhoehowareyou June 25, 2018

Friend

include (someone) in a contact list linked to a social networking site.

29 people have friended me, but I haven't reciprocated.

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

Friends

Ugly ass bitches

I hate my friends

by danielsfruity123 August 15, 2021

Friends of Serra Mesa Library

A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).

Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library

Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?

Friend 1: Yes.

by SMFOL November 23, 2021