22 april is when you try to make as many friends as possible and when you hang out with your closest friends.Also you get to hug your crush,best friend,girlfriend or boyfriend.If you want to hug your bestie , it can only be one.
Friend 1: Hi bestie its national friend day Friend 2: OMG! Let me hug you
Friend 3: I have no friends...to hug *goes to a corner and cries*
On June 9th, you fuck your boyfriend/girlfriend or ask your crush if they want to fuck. The reason it is on June 9th is because the date resembles 69 as the date is 6/9.
On March 23rd! This day you have to spoil one of your friends :) It could be your best friend or just any of your friends! You give them a gift or something special to show that you care and that you love them!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!